To a fault, I am honest. In my day to day interactions, making acquaintances, being normal, this does me a disservice. Not to say that I am rude, but I do have a hard time letting my lips be friends.
Well, my friends, there is one situation where this aspect of my character actually behooves me:
when pulled over
by the police —
Ok, so if you’re consciously breaking the law, brutal honesty might not be your best option. (Or maybe? You know, keep them guessing…) However, let me share with you a humorous anecdote, a bit of comic relief, diverging a bit from the serious and/or twisted (seriously twisted?) tone this blog has taken on.